On Saturday night, in Indiana, a 49-year-old man and his 40-year-old wife went to see THE ROCK'S new movie "Snitch".  When it was over, they snuck into a different theater to see the zombie movie "Warm Bodies".  But a security guard spotted them and called the cops.  They were arrested for theft . . . and in Indiana, all thefts are FELONIES, so they're facing six months to three years in prison.

...They say they were at a funeral all day on Saturday, and, quote, "just were not thinking correctly".

See Their Mug Shots...Yes...They were hauled in, booked, finger-printed and MUG SHOTS!

(The Smoking Gun)