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Aliens, Kanye and WHO would you kill?! ...I'd kill Kanye

Jan 22, 2014 -- 10:20am
Whoooooo believes in Aliens?!
 
A lot of people in Hollyweird!
 
In the new issue of "GQ", KATY PERRY discusses her belief in ALIENS.

"I believe in aliens.  I look up into the stars and I imagine:  How self-important are we to think that we are the only life-form?"

"I mean, if my relationship with [PRESIDENT OBAMA] gets any better, I'm going to ask him that question.  It just hasn't been appropriate yet."

TOM CRUISE said, quote, "Are you really so arrogant as to believe we are alone in this universe?  Millions of stars, and we're supposed to be the only living creatures?  No, there are many things out there.  We just don't know."

KEANU REEVES once asked, quote, "How can it be possible that we are the only beings in the universe?  I don't know if or when we will get to meet them, but it's absolutely inconceivable that we won't get to meet them sometime."

DAN AYKROYD is a believer, but he doesn't think we'll ever get to meet the aliens, because we're SAVAGE IDIOTS . . . quote, "They don't want anything to do with us.  I don't think we will ever have a formal relationship, a formal contact, with any alien species out there.

SAMMY HAGAR and FRAN DRESCHER claim to have been ABDUCTED.

Fran says the aliens left a chip in her, and Sammy claims they uploaded stuff from his brain.
 
Have you ever wanted to commit a crime and get away with it?
 
Mine would just be stealing a pair of shoes... Chelsea Handler has a different idea.
 

In an interview with the Huffington Post website, she said - PATRICIDE.  We're going to go ahead and assume she was joking, but here's what she said . . .

"Murder.  Yeah, I'd murder my father.  There's an age demo and he's outlived it.  If I could murder him and get away with it, or not murder him, but euthanize him, then I would.  He's not bringing any joy to anyone."

Fifty Shades of Grey tamer than the book?!  LAME!!

A so-called "source" said most of the sex scenes have already been filmed, and while stars DAKOTA JOHNSON and JAMIE DORNAN have "really hit it off" . . . it's, quote, "less racy than the book . . . they've dialed those scenes back."

One of the movie's producers says, quote, "Obviously the film can’t be as explicit as the book.  A picture is worth a 1000 words. So to be erotic onscreen means I think an image is going to have way more power than reading the words on a page."

In addition, director SAM TAYLOR-JOHNSON has had some creative differences with author E.L. JAMES, because E.L. wants the movie to be just like the book, and Sam has her own vision.

Maybe E.L. isn't digging the "toned-down" approach, either.

Remember that time that Kanye got in a fight?

Well of all those, the one I'm referring to is the one from last week - where he beat up the 18 year old in a chiropractor's waiting room.


Sources connected with the 18-year-old tell us ... his lawyer called Kanye's people and expressed the desire to strike a civil settlement -- FOR A PRICE -- several hundred thousand dollars.

We're told the 18-year-old is adamant -- he does NOT want to go through a public trial.  As we reported ... Kim Kardashian claims the young man
was hurling racial epithets, calling her a "n***er lover" among other things.  We're also told he has not been responsive with the police since the incident.

As for the $$$ ... although eyewitnesses in the Beverly Hills chiropractor's office say Kanye
pummeled the guy ... we're hearing he has no apparent injuries.  Nonetheless, avoiding a criminal trial has a price.

Sources say both sides are currently in negotiations.

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